Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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