3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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