I think my fart just growled at me.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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