a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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