Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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