I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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