I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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