plz talk dirty to me
More tranny stories later!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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