You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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