fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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