1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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