Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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