Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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