on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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