You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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