peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize