My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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