So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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