you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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