why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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