I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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