so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
