I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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