what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I have post one night stand depression
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