Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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