hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My bed smells like the plague
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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