I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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