Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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