That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
accomplished twins. life is a go
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Dicks are not precious.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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