He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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