Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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