All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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