Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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