Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
