i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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