Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
