Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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