I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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