Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You pole danced in your parka.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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