if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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