I must be too annoying 4 u.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
