the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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