then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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