dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
smell my finger.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My vagina is very pro this idea
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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