I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
whose ass print is on the piano?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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