i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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