everyone is single if you try hard enough
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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