getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
