i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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