WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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