I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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