Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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